Kupp drops, Goff negative yardage

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Below, some misleading analysis from the Rams Saints game. I did not use blue font because, technically speaking, these points are true.

--Kupp had two catches bounce off his hands and fall incomplete.

--Whenever Kupp made a play, many in the Coliseum crowd made a loud noise that sounded like “Booooooo.”

--Goff had three carries for minus 3 yards. On these three plays, his body language was terrible, as if he were just giving up.


--After AD’s sack in the first quarter, I distinctly heard the Coliseum announcer firing up the crowd by yelling, “TYYYRRUNNNNN WAAAAAALKERRRR!!” Perhaps Tyrun made a nice effort on the sidelines.

--TA had three catches in this game-- check out the stat sheet! With eight total touches, TA was clearly more “involved” in this game. As in, “I’ve recently become involved with a married woman with gonorrhea.”

--Zuerlein’s FG percentage went down, and one of his attempts fell far short.

--Hatfield was active and I did not hear his name called ONCE. Often, when you do not hear a player’s name called, it means they had a good game.

--And finally: Mike Thomas had a big impact on this game.
 
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No surprise there Steezy. The majority of people in general are clueless. :thinking: Look who they voted to be president.:homer:
 

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So basically the majority of the crowd was clueless I take it???

Nah, the crowd is yelling, "Cooooooooooop." Just like during the GSOT, when they'd yell, "Bruuuuuuuuce."

Back in '99, while watching a Rams game, my then girlfriend (now wife) asked me, "How come the home crowd keeps booing whenever #80 makes a catch?" I lied, "Because he's a convicted drug dealer and they are showing they disapprove." She believed me for a couple weeks, I think.
 

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Below, some misleading analysis from the Rams Saints game. I did not use blue font because, technically speaking, these points are true.

--Kupp had two catches bounce off his hands and fall incomplete.

--Whenever Kupp made a play, many in the Coliseum crowd made a loud noise that sounded like “Booooooo.”

--Goff had three carries for minus 3 yards. On these three plays, his body language was terrible, as if he were just giving up.

--After AD’s sack in the first quarter, I distinctly heard the Coliseum announcer firing up the crowd by yelling, “TYYYRRUNNNNN WAAAAAALKERRRR!!” Perhaps Tyrun made a nice effort on the sidelines.

--TA had three catches in this game-- check out the stat sheet! With eight total touches, TA was clearly more “involved” in this game. As in, “I’ve recently become involved with a married woman with gonorrhea.”

--Zuerlein’s FG percentage went down, and one of his attempts fell far short.

--Hatfield was active and I did not hear his name called ONCE. Often, when you do not hear a player’s name called, it means they had a good game.

--And finally: Mike Thomas had a big impact on this game.
Hilarious!! ware did you pick these up? Link?
 

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XXIV, ---My Friend from S. Dakota came to visit. While driving on the fwy he asked "why are there bumps on the dotted white line"? I told him they are there so blind drivers will stay in their lane. His reply, "OK".
 

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Nah, the crowd is yelling, "Cooooooooooop." Just like during the GSOT, when they'd yell, "Bruuuuuuuuce."

No I get it. Trust me. I did find it funny that there were probably a lot of Raider fans, and Charger fans at that game, and maybe they aren't use to that kind of thing, and maybe were booing because they were unaware.
 

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XXIV, ---My Friend from S. Dakota came to visit. While driving on the fwy he asked "why are there bumps on the dotted white line"? I told him they are there so blind drivers will stay in their lane. His reply, "OK".
You don't appreciate the box dots until you move away from them. Where I live they don't have them and the road is just a wash of black when it rains.
 

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Billy ain't wrong though...she did win the majority of votes cast by voters. :hiding:
Cmon guys, stick to what’s important here.... honest analysis of the Rams. If someone has a humorous addition to this thread, please share.

But please no more politics....I put some effort into coming up with this “misleading analysis,” so please don’t hijack the thread, ok? Thank you.
 
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america was in a tough spot. whoever they voted for was the wrong decision. the nutjob or the devil worshiper.

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Mack, I knew I was gonna catch some flack when I posted that. :shocked::deadhorse:
 

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Before this thread gets locked up, I gotta say the Hatfield comment made me chuckle a bit.