I'm jealous of women's clothing

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this thread has taken a turn for the worse, hasnt it
 
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Angry Ram said:
Seriously...why do they get so many options? I wanna be fashionable. How many times you go through NFLShop and say "ooooh that's a nice shirt; oh wait it's for women. DAMNIT!". https://www.nflshop.com/los-angeles...-3289184706?pageSize=72&sortOption=TopSellers

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I feel like dudes get the most basic shirt options. That some bull.

BTW what DID you think I was talking about???
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I thought you were gonna say because it gets to caress their bodies and squeeze so tightly to their girl parts.
 
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RamFan503 said:
But you see... on a hot chick that doubles as a dress. I’m good with options like that for women.
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What about black, coarse chest hair?

ReekofRams said:
The same scary thing that I still think you might be talking about. By the way, don't forget the open toed high heeled shoes to help create that slick look you're so desperately needing.
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Damn right.

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I like Rams said:
Its 2018, Angry. You can be a woman if you want.
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Believe me, I can and will be.

PressureD41 said:
All I gotta say is tank top season is coming to a close where I'm from. Man does PressureD41 love him some tank top season
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Tanks are indeed awesome.

Farr Be It said:
Thanks, @Angry Ram :cautious: Reminds me of the time in 5th grade I accidently grabbed one of my sisters Catholic School shirts and wore it all day long....sigh...:(

:rant:Farr be It for me to notice the rounded collar, and reverse buttoning system!!! :cautious:
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Guess the pri---...no, I'm not gonna go there. Ha.

RamBall said:
I thought you were gonna say because it gets to caress their bodies and squeeze so tightly to their girl parts.
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I prefer the freedom these shirts give.
 
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RamBall said:
I fully expected @LesBaker to show us whats in his closet.
Now that I've read that, maybe its not such a good idea.
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You're going to hate me for this, but you invited it.

I was going to wait to pop this open, and I will just give light details.

I have started a business. One of my clients is the best know custom clothier in Naples.

For the next 6 months I will be getting 1000 dollars worth of custom clothing each month. Shirts and pants, not suits. I don't need a 5K-10K suit.

And this stuff is premium, he is fantastic. He has a list of over 200 names you would know that he makes clothes for.

And one of those names is mine now.

I'll post pics, but in the meantime refer to the Fitz pres conference LOL.
 
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Glad y'all finally realize that us ladies have the best clothing options. :P
 
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This thread is giving me Ramstalk flashbacks! I think I feel a seizure coming on!
 
I too am jealous over women's clothing. Well.... At least some women's clothing, as they are all over the women, touching, holding, squeezing, and enjoying feeling their women.
 
I have one for you guys. Its a "friend of a friend" story but here it goes. My pal knows a guy who worked in the garment industry in LA for years. A few years ago there was a whole lot of women's jeans unsold. They had to find a way to get rid of them.
Well some guy thought they should find a way to market them to MEN. And so they did. Now you have SKINNY JEANS fellas. All you dudes wearing them are actually wearing chick jeans. With the bling on the back pocket to boot.
The first time I remember seeing them was on Madonna in in the first Austin Powers video. Now, they have made there way on to guys butts too.
You will not catch me dead in any jeans with bling on the back pocket or skinny jeans. Carhartts,Dickies, Levi's.
 
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Only time I was jealous of women's clothing is during my cube farm days when some of the women would wear T-shirts to work and call them "blouses".

I never expected them to wear those frilly shirts like Teri Garr wore in Mr. Mom, but...c'mon!

Pretty much that was the only time I was jealous of women's clothing...especially if I had to travel to different sites... driving to and working in the OC in summer meant just walking to and from the car, I'd be drenched in sweat wearing my undershirt, dress shirt, tie and maybe jacket.

What I wouldn't have given to be able to wear a t-shirt and call it a blouse..

As for women wearing shirts as short dresses, is there anything sexier? doesn't really matter if it's a man's dress shirt or just a long t-shirt, really...
 
Angry Ram said:
Seriously...why do they get so many options? I wanna be fashionable. How many times you go through NFLShop and say "ooooh that's a nice shirt; oh wait it's for women. DAMNIT!". https://www.nflshop.com/los-angeles...-3289184706?pageSize=72&sortOption=TopSellers

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I feel like dudes get the most basic shirt options. That some bull.

BTW what DID you think I was talking about???
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I've always felt the same way!! The women get some dope options!!
 
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ReekofRams said:
I too am jealous over women's clothing. Well.... At least some women's clothing, as they are all over the women, touching, holding, squeezing, and enjoying feeling their women.
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I always wanted to be reincarnated as a girls bicycle seat.
 
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