LEGEND Best ROD Quotes

[RamFan503]

Yeah...

Kraft has "Rub & Tug Gate"... aka Kraft Whack N' Cheese.

Brown has "Whack on Her Back Gate"

 

[Loyal]

Outside of food conversation, everything Loyal says deserves space here! ~ @RamFan503

 

[RamFan503]

Haha. This is like my mom telling me that I was handsome when I was growing up. Sure it made me feel better, but it definitely didn't make it true.

 

[VegasRam]

they better hope we don’t get out shit together .. because shannadaddy will need his shannamummy after Sunday if we do

 

[UKram]

I can retire I’ve made it to the rod quotes thread

 

[LesBaker]

I can retire I’ve made it to the rod quotes thread

It was a lifetime achievement award.

 

[VegasRam]

We don't have shit left to trade... Trade McVay's wife? Sneads hair? Parking passes?

 

[VegasRam]

Go to Hogwarts to learn some spell to magically fix everything?

 

[VegasRam]

From the very top - little bobby "Me So Horny" kraft-whack-n-cheese....

 

[Farr Be It]

Ronnie Lott stole my youth

Yes he did. Bastard.

 

[VegasRam]

Effin myopic east coast bias asswipes.

Talk about having a way with words.

 

[Memento]

Niners choked harder than Jimmy G's Porn star girl.

Best quote ever. Of all time.

 

[VegasRam]

I don't mean buying out all of the toilet paper. It is more about going to crowded events, washing your hands, social distancing, cutting down on the hookers.

Nice finish!

 

[CGI_Ram]

From the Rams new Logos Thread:

People need to quit blaming Demoff, the Rams and Nike. Clearly this is all on Goff.

 

[VegasRam]

Dance until your feet hurt. Sing until your lungs hurt. Act until you're William Hurt and pass on Jalen Hurts.

 

[VegasRam]

Down here in the deep south we still do not know what Covid19 looks like to be afraid of it. No one has it or seen it. Normally we would run it over with our trucks & then get out & shoot it & then look it over to see if we can eat it.

 

[VegasRam]

the chargers look good if they were in a LGTBQ parade. as football uniforms they blow.

 

[CGI_Ram]

From @JackAttack85 in describing SoFi Stadium.

It truly baffles me what we can build, in size, strength and beauty. Especially since it takes me all day to install a toilet paper holder in my bathroom.

This stadium is awe inspiring.

 

[Dodgersrf]

From @shovelpass regarding @Merlin posting in the "Under 40" Thread

Merlin posting in this thread like...

 

[Dodgersrf]

Keep the name Redskins and change the logo to a potato. Simple enough.

From@551staaa regarding the Washington Redskins rebranding.