THAT'S your main reason for not wanting to see it? For shame, bruh. Fo shame.
That horse crap written drivel marketed to 40 year old house wives who have no husbands that know how to please a woman is absolutely hilarious.
You do know it started as Twilight fanfiction....right?
:eek:
And apparently, this more than slightly overweight author according to the BDSM community, doesn't know two shits about the BDSM culture. (Not that I do either. That's some weird crap I have no interest in.)
And apparently, the script writer had to overhaul the author's trash prose as well that bordered on being worse than a 15 year old's ranting writing about sex and freaking the hot millionaire dude named "insert stupid name here."
The entire tale, just like twilight, seems oddly misogynistic and about putting women in the kitchen to be a slave. For sex or otherwise. Or totally dependent on the male.
As an aside, I went with my friends at MU to see the on-campus screening of that Twilight movie. My god. My roommate and I were laughing our asses off five minutes into it and kept getting dirty looks by all the gals in attendance. I feel dirty that an actual human being wrote that crap.
Anyway, it's just sad that cow dung authors like that can sell out for millions selling crap to hormonal middle schoolers and cloistered suburban housewives and truly talented authors often never see the light of day or enough money to really make any decent sort of living.
Such is capitalism and the breadth of stupidity in America.
That rant over.......
As for the title actress for the title role....
She is pretty meh though. Looks like she's survived on a diet of cigarettes and salad the last five years and yea....you're right about looking closer to 40 than, yesh, 25?
At the end of the day, you'd find a hotter girl and better acting/writing in your average Euro-style porn. Heck, probably even American too than wasting time and money watching this.
