LEGEND Make Us Laugh
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A father bought a lie-detecting robot that slaps people if they lie.
At dinner that night, he asks his son if he did his homework. The son says "yes".
The robot slaps the son.
The father asks, "well, then what did you do??"
Son: "We watched Star Wars"
The robot slaps the son again.
The father asks: "OK, what did you really watch?"
The son admits it was a porno movie.
The father says "when I was your age, I would never have watched pornography".
The robot slaps the father.
The mother turns to the father and says "well, that's your boy alright".
The robot slaps the mother.
At dinner that night, he asks his son if he did his homework. The son says "yes".
The robot slaps the son.
The father asks, "well, then what did you do??"
Son: "We watched Star Wars"
The robot slaps the son again.
The father asks: "OK, what did you really watch?"
The son admits it was a porno movie.
The father says "when I was your age, I would never have watched pornography".
The robot slaps the father.
The mother turns to the father and says "well, that's your boy alright".
The robot slaps the mother.
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you know something's funny when professionals break character in a comedic sketch.
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careful what you wish for. at least in the world of photoshop.
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A woman's husband passes away and she's at the funeral.
A man comes up to her and asks if he can say a word.
She's says "sure, I'd like that".
He steps up and says "Plethora"
She says "thanks, that means a lot!"
A man comes up to her and asks if he can say a word.
She's says "sure, I'd like that".
He steps up and says "Plethora"
She says "thanks, that means a lot!"
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A woman's husband passes away and she's at the funeral.
A man comes up to her and asks if he can say a word.
She's says "sure, I'd like that".
He steps up and says "Plethora"
She says "thanks, that means a lot!"
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