Josh Gordon to work as a car salesman.

[RamsJunkie]

Report: Josh Gordon to work as car salesman

According to ESPN's Josina Anderson, suspended WR Josh Gordon will begin work this weekend for Sarchione Auto group in Randolph, Ohio.
Per Anderson, Gordon will work in all aspects of the car business including as an on-floor salesman. He'll also be a "goodwill ambassador," heading all of Sarchione's local community efforts such as the Wounded Warriors Project. Gordon will not be paid his $825,604 Browns salary during his suspension, and an effort to sign in the CFL was also shot down.
Source: Josina Anderson on Twitter
Sep 4 - 11:08 AM


LMAO!!! When will these guys get it! a top WR in the NFL last year all he had to do was keep his nose clean for a couple of years and he would be wiping his ass with 100 dollar bills for playing a GAME and now hes working as a car salesman. GOOD GOD MAN!

 

[LACHAMP46]

Sounds like a gig you'd get playing for Ohio State....

 

[Dodgersrf]

Doubt he sticks with it.

 

[NJRamsFan]

Hopefully they dont drug test at his new job

 

[iced]

Woulda laughed if he opened up his own dispensary in like CA or denver

 

[RhodyRams]

surprised Josina didnt inform everyone what Gordons showering habits are

 

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surprised Josina didnt inform everyone what Gordons showering habits are

that's a different kind of "puffing habit"

 

[LazyWinker]

surprised Josina didnt inform everyone what Gordons showering habits are

I am left on the edge of my seat wondering if he waits till the other salesmen are finished showering to shower.

 

[CodeMonkey]

Woulda laughed if he opened up his own dispensary in like CA or denver

"JG's Brownies"

 

[iced]

"JG's Brownies"

With Leveon Bell as the delivery driver

 

[CodeMonkey]

It's like the end of those Saturday cartoons. "Meh, it's a living"

 

[Warner4Prez]

His sales pitch focuses on the capabilities of the glove compartment, center console and trunk.

 

[Dodgersrf]

With Leveon Bell as the delivery driver

Jamarcus Russell in charge of "refreshments". ( purple flavored)

 

[dieterbrock]

Got to give him credit for working. Hopefully it gives the young man an appreciation for how hard it is to earn an average living

 

[RamFan503]

Got to give him credit for working. Hopefully it gives the young man an appreciation for how hard it is to earn an average living

That's what I was thinking. Well that and wondering if that snarky bitch is making this whole thing up and will later quote an unnamed car salesman as her source.

 

[CodeMonkey]

It's like the end of those Saturday cartoons. "Meh, it's a living"

 

[LazyWinker]

His sales pitch focuses on the capabilities of the glove compartment, center console and trunk.

Wonder what they could put in the trunk?

 

[Dodgersrf]

That's what I was thinking. Well that and wondering if that snarky bitch is making this whole thing up and will later quote an unnamed car salesman as her source.

I have a hard time believing, that he's doing anything that resembles work.

 

[Akrasian]

I have a hard time believing, that he's doing anything that resembles work.

He's not, really. He's the goodwill ambassador - i.e. he's being paid to sign autographs and show up at promotional events. You don't hire somebody to " work in all aspects of the car business including as an on-floor salesman". You would hire a salesman or a credit expert or a mechanic. He'll be on the salesfloor just to attract people in, while another actual salesperson will do all those duties, maybe he'll talk to people and sign autographs while they're waiting for an answer to their credit app or are waiting in the service department. Nice "work" if you can get it.

 

[Dodgersrf]

He's not, really. He's the goodwill ambassador - i.e. he's being paid to sign autographs and show up at promotional events. You don't hire somebody to " work in all aspects of the car business including as an on-floor salesman". You would hire a salesman or a credit expert or a mechanic. He'll be on the salesfloor just to attract people in, while another actual salesperson will do all those duties, maybe he'll talk to people and sign autographs while they're waiting for an answer to their credit app or are waiting in the service department. Nice "work" if you can get it.

Exactly.
On the floor sales many ass. He probably couldn't figure out 10% of a dollar with a calculator.