Poll: Who is the better lover?

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Who is the better lover?

  • Eli

    Votes: 2 16.7%
  • Peyton

    Votes: 1 8.3%
  • -X-

    Votes: 9 75.0%

  • Total voters
    12

ZigZagRam

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Eli Manning: Brother Peyton Is The Better QB, But I’m The Better Lover
NEW YORK (CBSNewYork) – Peyton Manning has had a more accomplished career than little brother Eli — though many Giants fans would point to Super Bowl rings and argue that — but it turns out that Eli is better than Peyton at plenty of things.

The Giants’ signal-caller, who was dreadful for New York last season, took a rapid-fire pop quiz Wednesday on “Jay Mohr Sports” on FOX Sports Radio.

Mohr — a very good friend of the Boomer & Carton program on WFAN — asked Eli a series of questions about the two brothers, and they revealed a lot about who is superior in different aspects of life.

Most notably, Eli admitted that Peyton is the better quarterback. But the face of the Giants said he’s the better lover of the two.

As for other talents and fun facts?

Eli revealed that he’s mother Olivia’s favorite, is a better dresser, is cleaner, is more proficient in the kitchen and is a much better driver.

And Peyton? The future Hall of Famer and one of the all-time greats is dad Archie’s favorite, is a better advice giver and is more well-read.

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Boffo97

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Dave
I'm the best, and all three are so far below me that I can't really tell a difference. No offense. :p
 

Mojo Ram

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I don't always satisfy the woman...but when i do it's on purpose.

This poll is incomplete.
 

-X-

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The Dude
I'm the only one on that list that has his own theme music on permanent loop in his own head.
So, yeah. I gotta go with me.

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Mojo Ram

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Women have named their children after me...and i wasn't the father.
 

Thordaddy

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Since I have never and don't intend to have first hand objective KNOWLEDGE there is no way to vote, I would suspect that Eli is not as good a QB BECAUSE he's had more practice and has never devoted himself to his craft enough to cost him the distinction, X on the other hand is older and with age comes the wisdom that it isn't how many times you get off ,it's how many times she does that's important. So I'd intuit it's his Dudeness.
 

RamzFanz

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I would like to point out that I was omitted for fairness in competition reasons. The poor boys needed a chance.
 

RhodyRams

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Just ask my wife


Every one wants to be like Mike
 

rhinobean

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I'm the only one on that list that has his own theme music on permanent loop in his own head.
So, yeah. I gotta go with me.

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I would have gone with "Sexual Healing"! My preference, of course!
 

jap

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Eli claims he's a better lover? For the older posters here, does Eli not bear a striking resemblance to Jim Nabors as he played the character, Gomer Pyle? Can't you hear him mouthing off the famous expression, "Gawwww-leeeee"? With all due respect to Eli, can anyone with that type of demeanor really be a competent lover? :sneaky::ROFLMAO:
 

Thordaddy

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Eli claims he's a better lover? For the older posters here, does Eli not bear a striking resemblance to Jim Nabors as he played the character, Gomer Pyle? Can't you hear him mouthing off the famous expression, "Gawwww-leeeee"? With all due respect to Eli, can anyone with that type of demeanor really be a competent lover? :sneaky::ROFLMAO:
Funny , Selassie calls his brother Opie, but suppose when Eli drops his pants he goes "surprise surprise surprise " gues you haven't spent enough time in locker rooms to know some of the mas macho guys have a third thumb and some of the biggest dorks have a babies arm.