Meet the Browns new mascot

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Yes it's that time of year, the dog days of summer, when just about everything goofy gets posted because very little of anything interesting or important is being written about in NFL articles these days. Maybe you can come up with a better mascot for the Browns and they'll change their minds and use yours instead. How about a cat instead?

Btw Florio: the term "Euthanasiaville" is in extremely poor taste for us pet owners.

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Browns are getting a new mascot
Posted by Mike Florio on July 13, 2014

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Like many teams, the Browns will have a mascot. Unlike many teams, Cleveland’s mascot won’t take off his suit when it’s time to go home.

Per Chris Fillar of 92.3 The Fan in Cleveland, Browns V.P. of marketing Kevin Griffin said that the Browns will use a live bulldog as the team mascot this season. His name will be “Swagger.”

Given the owner’s propensity for replacing key employees, it’s unknown whether Swagger will simply be fired if he doesn’t fulfill his duties to the satisfaction of management — or whether Swagger will be taking a one-way ride to Euthanasiaville.

No pressure, Swagger. No pressure at all.
 

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Yeah, I had to make the call for one of the family's dogs to be put to sleep just a month or two ago.

Grow up, dumbass.
 

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How so? Doesn't the team that trades for him also take the cap hit?

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How so? Doesn't the team that trades for him also take the cap hit?

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At least the Colts are getting SOMETHING out of it though. For the Browns, it's just major dead money.
 

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Huh... That's weird. I thought they already had a well established mascot


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Since my little brother is a Georgia Tech grad... I hate bulldogs. This makes me hate the lovable loser browns now too.

The Dog Pound... isn't that were dogs get euthanized? Poor dogs.
 

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Gentlemen the Rams have not had a winning season since 2003 and have not tasted post season since 2004. Let the Cleveland Brown fans worry about their franchise so as Ram fans we can focus on ours.
 

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So if the dog craps a turd during game day, does that also become part of the new mascot?

It'd be more fitting to their name and the wasteland that is Cleveland championships in well....anything. :whistle:
 

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Used to Love the 'Old' Dog pound! Then the Team went to the Birds!