LEGEND Make Us Laugh

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snackdaddy

Who's your snackdaddy?
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Name
Charlie
A guy walks into the bedroom holding a sheep. He says "this is the pig I've been screwing."

His wife says" that's not a pig stupid. That's a sheep."

The husband says "I wasn't talking to you."
 

bluesjoc

Long time poster,First time reader
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Sep 12, 2010
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Jeff
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thirteen28

I like pizza.
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Erik
My best comeback ever ...

My wife is from Japan. Myself, I am the son of a mother who immigrated here from Germany, so I have a lot of German blood in me. One time my wife was giving me a hard time about how weird Germans are (an argument not entirely without merit) ... but then I reminded her of something about the Japanese: "You guys invented bukkake."

That pretty much brought the conversation to a halt.
 

Dieter the Brock

Fourth responder
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May 18, 2014
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8,196
My best comeback ever ...

My wife is from Japan. Myself, I am the son of a mother who immigrated here from Germany, so I have a lot of German blood in me. One time my wife was giving me a hard time about how weird Germans are (an argument not entirely without merit) ... but then I reminded her of something about the Japanese: "You guys invented bukkake."

That pretty much brought the conversation to a halt.

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RamsOfCastamere

I drink things, and know nothing
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Aug 10, 2013
Messages
7,700
Have yall heard about the Army nurse who fell asleep eating popcorn? She woke up with a kernel between her legs...