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Whoever named their business this is a dumbass.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...snaps-reveal-rudely-named-establishments.html

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Anyone who eats horse crap or acts like a horse's ass because his team won the Super Bowl is a dumbass. Is there a video at the link? You bet.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...g-moment-Eagles-fan-eats-HORSE-EXCREMENT.html

Disgusting moment Eagles fan eats HORSE EXCREMENT as Super Bowl celebrations descend into chaos in Philadelphia
By JULIAN ROBINSON FOR MAILONLINE
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This is the disgusting moment an Eagles fan ate horse excrement as wild Super Bowlcelebrations descended into chaos in Philadelphia.

Grim footage shows a man in an Eagles jersey and scarf stooping down in the street to eat a mouthful of the dung as jubilant supporters cheered him on.

The vile clip was posted online as wild celebrations threatened to spiral out of control in the city in the wake of the Eagles' dramatic victory over the Patriots.

Onlookers filmed on their phones and cheered the unnamed man as he performed his grotesque stunt.

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Anyone who eats horse crap or acts like a horse's ass because his team won the Super Bowl is a dumbass. Is there a video at the link? You bet.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...g-moment-Eagles-fan-eats-HORSE-EXCREMENT.html

Disgusting moment Eagles fan eats HORSE EXCREMENT as Super Bowl celebrations descend into chaos in Philadelphia
By JULIAN ROBINSON FOR MAILONLINE
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This is the disgusting moment an Eagles fan ate horse excrement as wild Super Bowlcelebrations descended into chaos in Philadelphia.

Grim footage shows a man in an Eagles jersey and scarf stooping down in the street to eat a mouthful of the dung as jubilant supporters cheered him on.

The vile clip was posted online as wild celebrations threatened to spiral out of control in the city in the wake of the Eagles' dramatic victory over the Patriots.

Onlookers filmed on their phones and cheered the unnamed man as he performed his grotesque stunt.

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Anyone who eats horse crap or acts like a horse's ass because his team won the Super Bowl is a dumbass. Is there a video at the link? You bet.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...g-moment-Eagles-fan-eats-HORSE-EXCREMENT.html

Disgusting moment Eagles fan eats HORSE EXCREMENT as Super Bowl celebrations descend into chaos in Philadelphia
By JULIAN ROBINSON FOR MAILONLINE
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This is the disgusting moment an Eagles fan ate horse excrement as wild Super Bowlcelebrations descended into chaos in Philadelphia.

Grim footage shows a man in an Eagles jersey and scarf stooping down in the street to eat a mouthful of the dung as jubilant supporters cheered him on.

The vile clip was posted online as wild celebrations threatened to spiral out of control in the city in the wake of the Eagles' dramatic victory over the Patriots.

Onlookers filmed on their phones and cheered the unnamed man as he performed his grotesque stunt.

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His parents must be proud
 

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Dumbass of the day? I think eating literal horseshit should be an automatic winner of Dumbass of the Year.
 

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Dumbass of the day? I think eating literal horseshit should be an automatic winner of Dumbass of the Year.
I hope he gets fired the minute he gets back to work.

"Listen Steve, we found this photo. This isn't how a member of Dumas and Dumas acts. We're letting you go."
 

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Anyone who eats horse crap or acts like a horse's ass because his team won the Super Bowl is a dumbass. Is there a video at the link? You bet.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...g-moment-Eagles-fan-eats-HORSE-EXCREMENT.html

Disgusting moment Eagles fan eats HORSE EXCREMENT as Super Bowl celebrations descend into chaos in Philadelphia
By JULIAN ROBINSON FOR MAILONLINE
  • WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT
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This is the disgusting moment an Eagles fan ate horse excrement as wild Super Bowlcelebrations descended into chaos in Philadelphia.

Grim footage shows a man in an Eagles jersey and scarf stooping down in the street to eat a mouthful of the dung as jubilant supporters cheered him on.

The vile clip was posted online as wild celebrations threatened to spiral out of control in the city in the wake of the Eagles' dramatic victory over the Patriots.

Onlookers filmed on their phones and cheered the unnamed man as he performed his grotesque stunt.

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Florida checks in and says, "Don't forget about us."
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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/naked-gym-rat-caged-382094

Tenant, 57, Arrested After He Is Spotted Riding Gym's Stationary Bike In The Nude

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"I'm working out. I'll be laying in the grass, and masturbating near the pond later."

A tenant at a Florida apartment complex is facing criminal charges--and eviction--after he was caught “utilizing every machine” in the community gym “while being completely naked,” according to an arrest affidavit.

Police were called Wednesday morning to the Andover Place Apartments in Orlando after a leasing agent spotted Kerry Haynes, 57, working out in the buff. The agent then contacted a maintenance man to report what she had observed.

The second worker then went to the gym and saw Haynes “utilizing the stationary bicycle, while being completely naked (to include no socks or shoes.).” Asked by the employee what he was doing, Haynes replied, "I'm working out."

When the worker announced that the police had been called, Haynes left the gym (seen below). A landscaper subsequently spotted Haynes “laying in the grass, and masturbating near the pond.”

An Orange County Sheriff’s Office deputy responding to a 911 call observed Haynes vigorously pleasuring himself. After handcuffing the naked renter, the cop accompanied the suspect to his apartment, where a pile of Haynes’s clothing was on the living room floor.

Seen in the above mug shot, Haynes was arrested for indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, and exposure of sexual organs. Haynes is being held in the Orange County jail in lieu of $700 bond.

The owners of the Andover Place complex have filed an eviction lawsuit against Haynes.
 

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A double "dumbass of the day" to get us through the weekend, one from Boston, Mass.(an ex-Patriots player) and the other from Minnesota.
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Christian Fauria suspended from radio job for racist Don Yee impression
Posted by Michael David Smith on February 10, 2018

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Former Patriots tight end Christian Fauria has been suspended from his Boston radio job for a racist on-air impression of agent Don Yee.

Fauria was trying to make a joke during a discussion on WEEI of Boston Herald columnist Ron Borges’ column about Tom Brady, which was based on a hoax text from someone pretending to be Yee. Borges got suspended from the Herald for the bogus column, and now Fauria has been suspended from WEEI for his impression of Yee.

“Earlier today during his show, Christian Fauria impersonated athlete agent, Don Yee in an insensitive and ill-conceived attempt at humor. We regret Christian’s commentary and we apologize to Mr. Yee and those offended by the segment,” WEEI said in a statement. “We do not support or condone Christian’s comments, and we have suspended him for five days effective immediately.”

On the air, Fauria began by saying, “I’m gonna be Don Yee. For me, I don’t know why, Don Yee sounds like an Asian guy.” He then proceeded to speak in a stereotypical Asian accent, while his co-hosts laughed like it was the funniest thing they’d ever heard, and music typical of Asian martial arts movies played on the air. The sketch wasn’t funny, unless you think, “Haha, let’s laugh at an Asian-American” is funny.

WEEI did not say anything about disciplining the other hosts who laughed, or the producer who played that music. Fauria later apologized on Twitter.

“Earlier today I made a horrible attempt at humor. In a segment during the show, I impersonated agent Don Yee in an insensitive and regrettable way. I want to publicly apologize to Don and anyone in the audience who heard it,” Fauria wrote. “I have also reached out to Don directly to personally apologize. I have been disciplined by WEEI management and I fully support their decision.”

Fauria played for the Patriots from 2002 to 2005. He also played in Seattle, Washington and Carolina.
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Man steals car outside Sartell Walmart, calls owner for help
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SARTELL — Sartell police recovered a car reported stolen from Walmart on Monday night, according to a criminal complaint filed in Stearns County District Court.

According to a police report, the car owner told police she auto-started her car from inside the store that evening and, instead of finding it warmed up, came out to find it gone. The car eventually was found in Isle, about an hour away, along with a Sauk Centre man suspected of stealing it

Walmart video surveillance showed a man driving away with the vehicle at about 8:35 p.m. He was later identified as 37-year-old Edward Leroy Wilson of Sauk Centre, the police report said.

About 10:30 p.m., the owner received a call from a woman saying a man was asking her questions about the car. Wilson then spoke to the owner on the phone, and told her his name was Wayne Hennen and he worked for a glass repair shop.

After Wilson parked the car, it would not start again, so he had called to ask if she would contact someone who could start the car for him, the report said.

Wilson had driven the car more than an hour away to Isle.

During the phone call, Isle police responded to a suspicious person complaint and found it was Wilson and the stolen vehicle. After being arrested, Wilson admitted to stealing the vehicle and that "he knew that it was not a good idea to get in the vehicle," the complaint states.
 

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South African lions eat 'poacher', leaving just his head

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Local police said the lions ate almost all of the man's body (file picture)

A suspected big cat poacher has been eaten by lions near the Kruger National Park in South Africa, police say.

The animals left little behind, but some body parts were found over the weekend at a game park near Hoedspruit.

"It seems the victim was poaching in the game park when he was attacked and killed by lions," Limpopo police spokesman Moatshe Ngoepe told AFP.

"They ate his body, nearly all of it, and just left his head and some remains."

Police have not yet established the victim's identity. A loaded hunting rifle and ammunition were found next to the body, South African website Eyewitness News reports.

(That's the good part) :rolllaugh:

 

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I just learned that the above story was reported today, which is apparently Darwin Day, a perfect day for a Darwin Award candidate... :rolllaugh:
 

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Cheap date?
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JetBlue flight was forced into emergency landing after Cartier saleswoman 'downed four glasses of wine, threw food, flirtatiously touched a passenger and broke free from handcuffs'
By MARLENE LENTHANG FOR DAILYMAIL.COM

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Witnesses told police that Ducore drank four glasses of white wine in about 90 minutes after getting on the plane, according to court documents.

A flight attendant refused to serve her more alcohol and told authorities that Ducore then grew increasingly loud and began to curse.

Ducore allegedly went on to flirtatiously touch the head of the man sitting next to her, court documents state.

When the flight attendant tried to give Ducore snacks and water to sober her up, she allegedly threw them across the aircraft.

Ducore was placed into 'flexcuffs' in a bid to restrain her but allegedly broke out of them about five minutes later.

She is accused of calling the flight attendant a 'f***ing a**hole' and kicking him in the leg.

Ducore allegedly passed out for the last 20 minutes of the flight.
 

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There are dumbasses in Iran and the Middle East. Who knew? Yes folks, Dumbass of the Day is going international. We will scour the earth for every last dumbass and report accordingly. Florida thinks it has the market cornered. Not so!
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The former chief-of-staff of Iran’s armed forces said Tuesday that Western spies had used lizards to “attract atomic waves” and spy on his country’s nuclear program.

Several months earlier, Hamas claimed to have caught a dolphin wearing Israeli spying equipment.

Two years earlier, an Egyptian official said Israel-controlled sharks may have been involved in a number of attacks on tourists in the Red Sea.
 

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China checks in and says, "Don't forget about us. With 1.3 billion people we have no shortage of dumbasses."
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Woman climbs into x-ray machine because she didn’t want to leave her bag
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This is the moment a passenger climbed into an x-ray machine because she did not trust train security staff with her handbag. An unbelievable photograph shows the women on all fours on a conveyor belt as she follows her bag as it passes through the security scanner.

It is thought the woman did not want to be separated from her bag and its contents at Dongguan Railway Station in China’s southern Guangdong Province. And while it is unclear what she was carrying in her handbag it is likely to have been wads of cash traditionally given as a gift for Chinese New Year. The woman had happily put her suitcases through the machine before walking through the security checkpoint holding the smaller handbag.

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But security staff told her this bag would also have to be checked and so she reluctantly wheeled back round and placed it on the conveyor belt. But officers were stunned when she started to climb on herself and were left so speechless they did not stop her as she collected her bags and rushed to get her train.

Dongguan Railway Station staff have advised passengers not to ride the X-ray machines saying radiation given off by the scanners can be harmful.
 

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Taking your girlfriend on a romantic travel weekend to see the Red Hot Chili Pipers, when her favorite band is actually the Red Hot Chili Peppers makes you a Dumbass

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Duncan Robb decided to surprise his girlfriend with tickets to see her all-time favorite band, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, but he was not prepared for the evening of bagpipes that followed.

Paying just $42 for each ticket, Robb thought he had found a bargain and the couple prepared themselves for a romantic trip to the concert in Belfast, Northern Ireland.

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But unfortunately Robb had not noticed that he had actually bought tickets to see the Red Hot Chilli Pipers—“the most famous bagpipe band on the planet—ever!” according to the group’s website.

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"When I clicked on and got tickets in row Q and for £30 each I thought what a bargain, there must not be many tickets left and snatched them up straight away," he told Storyful, according to Mashable. "Also, I saw the date was February 10, so I could make it into a Valentine's Day weekend – kill two birds with one stone."

Robb told the social media and news agency that he gifted the tickets to his girlfriend on Christmas Day but neither of them had realised the mistake until days before the show.

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© Provided by IBT Media "Fast forward a month and we get the actual tickets through the post - brilliant! Up they went on the board - still nobody had noticed my mistake. It was only until the Wednesday before when my gf wanted to know who was supporting them. She couldn't find anything about the Red Hot Chili Peppers performing in Belfast,” Robb said.

He added: "[We] just had to laugh about it - what else was there to do! The only saving grace was that we had found out three days before and not while we were in the arena!"

Despite realising their error, the couple went along to the Red Hot Chilli Pipers gig on Saturday evening anyway and had a good time.

Speaking to Newsweek, the Red Hot Chilli Pipers’ agent Douglas Gillespie said that this wasn’t the first time someone had mistaken the bagpipes band for the stadium rock band.

“We're always extremely careful in all advertising," Gillespie said. "We’ve made sure to put kits and bagpipes on all the pictures. We would never ever try to pass ourselves off as the Red Hot Chili Peppers, we respect them too much."

Commenting on Duncan Robb and his girlfriend’s experience, Gillespie admitted that another woman called Amy Alexander tweeted the band saying that although they weren’t who she was intending to see, their show was one of the best she had ever been to.

Alexander said she had also bought the tickets for her significant other, believing they were going to be seeing the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Gillespie added: “Our show are so joyous. We play a mix of traditional and rock and so many other elements that I'm sure they would have loved the experience.”
 

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So happy to finally post this dumbass in this thread. Chevy Chase is legendary for being one of the most hated men in Hollywood because he treats people like crap. Here's a 74 year old man chasing down another vehicle to confront the driver. Too bad it wasn't a Chevy he was chasing. The comments after the article are a hoot.
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http://www.tmz.com/2018/02/22/chevy-chase-road-rage-incident-kicked-shoulder/

CHEVY CHASE In Road Rage Incident

Chevy Chase tracked down a truck he says cut him off, but when he tried to confront the driver he ended up getting booted to the ground ... according to a police report.

Chevy claims he was traveling over NY's Tappan Zee Bridge on February 9 when a black pickup cut him off. He told cops he thought the truck hit his car, so he flashed his high beams and followed it until the driver pulled over.

According to police docs ... Chevy realized there was no damage to either vehicle, but approached the driver to "speak to him about his reckless driving." He claims there were 3 other people in the truck, and one of 'em flipped him off. Apparently not "Fletch" or "Caddyshack" fans.

Chevy says he fired back, "If I were a lot younger I'd bust your nose" ... then one of 'em got out and kicked him in the shoulder so hard he went to the ground.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0622bg-FQY
 

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Florida checks in and says, "Don't forget about us."

I knew it was just a matter of time........sigh.

A suspected big cat poacher has been eaten by lions near the Kruger National Park in South Africa, police say.

They should publish the pics of what was left as a deterrent to the rest of these scum.

Ducore allegedly passed out for the last 20 minutes of the flight.

Had I been on the plane sitting near her that would read "Ducore had allegedly been knocked out for the last 20 minutes of the flight".
 

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I ran across this gem in another site. If you have yet to see this Twitter feed, it's worth a peek. Stupidity is indeed an epidemic!