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http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-41122909

'Out of control' pensioners fined for hotel rampage

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Ruth and Robert Fergus had both been drinking before the incident...
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(Ya think?
Btw these two, when considering their ages, look rode hard and put up wet. Maybe it's from the drinking binge but they both look like they're in their 80's.) :shocking:
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Staff and guests were forced to flee after two "out of control" pensioners rampaged through a Highland Perthshire resort hotel, a court heard.

Robert Fergus, 72, ran naked with a pair of scissors in the public reception of the MacDonald Loch Rannoch Hotel and smashed a glass pane.

His wife Ruth, 69, threatened to shoot a staff member after "reacting badly" to the alcohol she consumed earlier.

The couple were fined £4,100 at Perth Sheriff Court.

Mr Fergus, from Troon, was also ordered to pay the hotel £800 compensation to cover the cost of the damage from the incident on 4 February.
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(They were celebrating my birthday.)
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He had admitted behaving in a threatening and abusive manner towards four staff members, wilfully destroying property, and drink driving.

The court heard how Mr Fergus used the scissors to cut communications cables at the hotel reception and was eventually caught drunk at the wheel of his BMW.

Fiscal Depute Michael Sweeney said a guest was woken by banging on his door at 01:45 and saw Mrs Fergus, who became abusive, in the hallway.

After the guest informed reception, Mr Fergus appeared with no clothes on and began shouting abuse at the staff and guests in the foyer.

Mr Sweeney said: "Both accused were acting as if they were out of control.

"He was observed to have a pair of scissors.

"Mrs Fergus said: 'I'm going to get a gun and shoot you,' at (staff member) Miss Titkova."

"On seeing the scissors, Miss Titkova shouted at the other staff and guests to run.

"They saw Mr Fergus pick up a sign and smash a glass pane in the door with it."

Mr Fergus then ran through the foyer telling witnesses he would "slit" and "kill" them.
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(Are the authorities sure they weren't hitting the crack pipe in addition to the boozing)?

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Staff and guests ran from the hotel towards the village of Kinloch Rannoch.

Solicitor Ewan Cameron, for Mr Fergus, said: "He consumed much more alcohol than was sensible.

"He retired to bed but was roused by his wife who said she had been on the receiving end of hostility from hotel staff.

"He reacted disproportionately by going to reception to confront them."

(I tried the "Your honor I was merely reacting disproportionately" defense once. It didn't work.)

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Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Just like Scots and Englishmen. And Scots and the Japanese. And Scots and other Scots.
You Scottish sure are a contentious bunch.
You just made an enemy for life!
 

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Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Just like Scots and Englishmen. And Scots and the Japanese. And Scots and other Scots.
You Scottish sure are a contentious bunch.
You just made an enemy for life!

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Who are you talking to? I'm German.

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http://www.timescolonist.com/man-wh...m-says-he-was-keeping-an-eye-on-it-1.20394290

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Man who mowed lawn with tornado behind him says he 'was keeping an eye on it.'
The Canadian Press

THREE HILLS, Alta. — A photo of a man in Alberta mowing a lawn with a tornado swirling behind him has been causing a storm on social media.

Cecilia Wessels snapped the picture of her husband, Theunis, on Friday evening as the twister passed near their home in Three Hills.

She said cutting the grass was on her husband's to-do list, and as he started the task, she went for a nap.

Wessels said she was woken by her nine-year-old daughter who was upset that there was something like a tornado in the sky, but her father wouldn't come inside.

Theunis Wessels said the tornado was actually much further away than it appears in the photo, and that it was moving away from them.

There have been no reports of injuries from the tornado, although some other photos show downed trees and a barn with its roof ripped off.

"I literally took the picture to show my mum and dad in South Africa, 'Look there's a tornado,' and now everyone is like, 'Why is your husband mowing the lawn?’” Cecilia Wessels said Saturday.

"Our whole street, everyone was on their back patios taking pictures," she said.

Theunis Wessels said he was keeping watch of his surroundings and saw the twister form as the swirling connected from the sky and the ground to form the funnel.

Both said tornadoes are not common in South Africa, but Theunis said he watched a TV program about storm chasers, so he's familiar with them.

The tornado moved away to the east, he said.

"It looks much closer if you look in the photo, but it was really far away. Well, not really far, far away, but it was far away from us," he said.

"I was keeping an eye on it."
This dude was more afraid of his wife than a tornado....:LOL:...one can only kill you. The other will nag you foreverrrr!!
 

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I sometimes wonder if some of the "dumbasses" in this thread are instead mentally ill. Exhibit A, as detailed below, are those who promote sex with the planet. Favorite terms: "planetary orgasm," "Grassilingus," and "planetary clitoris."
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https://www.thecollegefix.com/post/36330/

‘Ecosexual’ professor spurs movement: Have sex with Earth to save it
WILLIAM NARDI - UNIVERSITY OF MASSACHUSETTS BOSTON

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Four years ago, when art Professor Elizabeth Stephens filmed the documentary “Ecosexual Love Story,” in which she and her partner licked trees, played with mud, and made love with the environment while naked, the term “ecosexuality” was still somewhat unknown.

But a lot has happened since then, and ecosexuality isn’t such a mystery anymore — Google trends show interest in the term has increased exponentially over the last 12 months, seemingly exploding.

That interest can be traced in part back to Stephens, a UC Santa Cruz professor and one leader in the movement that melds art, sex and environmentalism, a la having sex with a tree or marrying the ocean.

Stephens, chair of the art department at the public university, is set to debut her latest documentary “Water Makes Us Wet.” Its premiere is slated for this week in Germany as part of a large art exhibition.

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Water makes us wet, really?

Over the summer, Stephens also co-led an “Ecosex Walking Tour” in Germany that offered “25 ways to make love to the Earth, raise awareness of environmental issues, learn ecosexercises, find E-spots, and climax with the planetary clitoris,” according to a description of the event on UC Santa Cruz’s website.

All this has not gone unnoticed. The concept was recently featured in Teen Vogue, for example, which told its young readers about a concept called “Grassilingus,” which was accompanied by a description of a musician laying facedown in grass and licking it.

“Whether it’s masturbating with water pressure, using eco-friendly lubricant, or literally having sex with a tree — a person of any sexual proclivity who finds eroticism in nature, or believes that making environmentalism sexy will slow the planet’s destruction, can be ecosexual,” the magazine explained in its June article.
 

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http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime...to-beat-his-wife-police/ar-AArkw4z?li=BBnbcA1

Man’s parents fly from India to Florida to beat his wife: police
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© HILLSBOROUGH COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE Devbir Kalsi (left), Jasbir Kalsi (center) and Bhupinder Kalsi The parents of a 33-year-old man flew from India to Florida to beat his wife after he told them she was disobedient, police said.

Devbir Kalsi was arrested on Saturday along with his parents, Jasbir and Bhupinder Kalsi, after deputies found his wife, Silky Gaind, severely bruised all over her body.

Gaind was beaten, held against her will, and on one occasion, threatened with a kitchen knife by her 67-year-old father-in-law, according to the arrest report cited by WUSA.

Kalsi asked his parents to help “counsel and discipline” his wife for being disobedient, and the Indian nationals flew to the couple's Riverview home, outside Tampa, with police saying the abuse had been going on for "an extended period of time."

When an argument broke out between Devbir Kalsi and Gaind on Friday, he hit her repeatedly before his parents joined in, the arrest report stated.

They also accidentally hit Devbir Kalsi and Gaind’s 1-year-old baby at one point in the fight, and Jasbir threatened to stab his daughter-in-law with a kitchen knife, the report stated. Gaind was eventually dragged into another room and held against her will, police said.

When she called her own parents in India to tell them about the beating, they notified the police, who showed up at the home at 6:30 a.m. Saturday.

No one came to the door when a deputy with the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office knocked, even though they had confirmed the family was at home.

At one point, Gaind tried to open the door and “screamed for the deputy to save her and her child,” the sheriff’s office said.

Devbir Kalsi tried to shut the door, but the deputy eventually forced his way in and arrested him and his parents.

Devbir Kalsi faces charges of felony battery, false imprisonment, child abuse and denying access to 911.

His father, Jasbir Kalsi, faces multiple charges, including aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, while Bhupinder Kalsi faces charges of battery domestic violence and failure to report child abuse.

Gaind and her child have been moved out of the home and into a safe place, the sheriff's office said.
 

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I sometimes wonder if some of the "dumbasses" in this thread are instead mentally ill.
Let me clear it up for you then.
Yes. They're mentally ill.
Banging a tree? Yeah, that qualifies.
 

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Man’s Tinder date gets stuck upside-down in window trying to grab her own poo

Rob Waugh for Metro.co.uk

Tuesday 5 Sep 2017 7:58 pm


The unnamed – but athletic – girl ended up upside down inside the window after making a valiant effort to get rid of a massive poo she’d done which had blocked the bog.

Why not just break it up with the toilet brush, like any sane person?

The unnamed girl had been for a romantic meal at Nando’s with student Liam Smyth, 24, before they went back to his place for a nightcap.

But a bizarre chain of events unfolded after she went to the toilet and blocked the pan.

In panic, she picked up the stool and threw it out the window – but it fell down into a narrow gap.
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‘She climbed in head first after her own turd, reached deeper into the window, bagged it up, and passed it out, over the top and back into the toilet from whence it came.

‘She called out to me to help her climb out from the window, I grabbed her waist and I pulled. But she was stuck.



Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/05/mans-...ng-to-grab-her-own-poo-6905865/#ixzz4rqxy5MB0
 

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Meet the real life Lunch Lady Doris. *Potential eyewash warning.*


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9_jIa2WADc

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http://www.tampabay.com/news/educat...stian-academy-arrested-on-sex-charges/2336454

Cafeteria worker at Hernando Christian Academy arrested on sex charges
Megan Reeves

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BROOKSVILLE — A cafeteria worker at Hernando Christian Academy has been arrested after investigators say her "sexting-type relationship" turned physical with a teen at the school last year.

According to an arrest affidavit from the Hernando County Sheriff's Office, Aimee Chevalier, 40, exchanged about 100 sexually explicit text messages — including pictures and videos of her nude body — with the teen before they agreed to meet in the school's kitchen. Once there, the pair engaged in multiple sexual activities, the Sheriff's Office said.

Chevalier was arrested Aug. 8 on charges of unlawful sexual activity with a minor and transmission of harmful material to a minor, records show.

During an interview with investigators, she admitted to the relationship — noting that she was aware of the boy's age and that her actions were wrong — and gave detailed descriptions of their sexual interactions.

She also told them she made plans to have sex with the teen during an open house party at one of his friends' homes when the parents of the friend were away, according to the report.
 

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Meet the real life Lunch Lady Doris. *Potential eyewash warning.*


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9_jIa2WADc

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http://www.tampabay.com/news/educat...stian-academy-arrested-on-sex-charges/2336454

Cafeteria worker at Hernando Christian Academy arrested on sex charges
Megan Reeves

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BROOKSVILLE — A cafeteria worker at Hernando Christian Academy has been arrested after investigators say her "sexting-type relationship" turned physical with a teen at the school last year.

According to an arrest affidavit from the Hernando County Sheriff's Office, Aimee Chevalier, 40, exchanged about 100 sexually explicit text messages — including pictures and videos of her nude body — with the teen before they agreed to meet in the school's kitchen. Once there, the pair engaged in multiple sexual activities, the Sheriff's Office said.

Chevalier was arrested Aug. 8 on charges of unlawful sexual activity with a minor and transmission of harmful material to a minor, records show.

During an interview with investigators, she admitted to the relationship — noting that she was aware of the boy's age and that her actions were wrong — and gave detailed descriptions of their sexual interactions.

She also told them she made plans to have sex with the teen during an open house party at one of his friends' homes when the parents of the friend were away, according to the report.




Even as a teenager I'd turn that "lady" down. WTFFFFFFFF

She could star in a horror movie with that face. I don't even want to imagine what the nude pics of her looked like.
 

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Meet the real life Lunch Lady Doris. *Potential eyewash warning.*


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9_jIa2WADc

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http://www.tampabay.com/news/educat...stian-academy-arrested-on-sex-charges/2336454

Cafeteria worker at Hernando Christian Academy arrested on sex charges
Megan Reeves

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BROOKSVILLE — A cafeteria worker at Hernando Christian Academy has been arrested after investigators say her "sexting-type relationship" turned physical with a teen at the school last year.

According to an arrest affidavit from the Hernando County Sheriff's Office, Aimee Chevalier, 40, exchanged about 100 sexually explicit text messages — including pictures and videos of her nude body — with the teen before they agreed to meet in the school's kitchen. Once there, the pair engaged in multiple sexual activities, the Sheriff's Office said.

Chevalier was arrested Aug. 8 on charges of unlawful sexual activity with a minor and transmission of harmful material to a minor, records show.

During an interview with investigators, she admitted to the relationship — noting that she was aware of the boy's age and that her actions were wrong — and gave detailed descriptions of their sexual interactions.

She also told them she made plans to have sex with the teen during an open house party at one of his friends' homes when the parents of the friend were away, according to the report.


Her last name is Academy? The hell.
 

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http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/man’s-parents-fly-from-india-to-florida-to-beat-his-wife-police/ar-AArkw4z?li=BBnbcA1

Man’s parents fly from India to Florida to beat his wife: police
4 / 25

New York Daily News

Jessica Chia 2 hrs ago



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© HILLSBOROUGH COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE Devbir Kalsi (left), Jasbir Kalsi (center) and Bhupinder Kalsi The parents of a 33-year-old man flew from India to Florida to beat his wife after he told them she was disobedient, police said.

Devbir Kalsi was arrested on Saturday along with his parents, Jasbir and Bhupinder Kalsi, after deputies found his wife, Silky Gaind, severely bruised all over her body.

Gaind was beaten, held against her will, and on one occasion, threatened with a kitchen knife by her 67-year-old father-in-law, according to the arrest report cited by WUSA.

Kalsi asked his parents to help “counsel and discipline” his wife for being disobedient, and the Indian nationals flew to the couple's Riverview home, outside Tampa, with police saying the abuse had been going on for "an extended period of time."

When an argument broke out between Devbir Kalsi and Gaind on Friday, he hit her repeatedly before his parents joined in, the arrest report stated.

They also accidentally hit Devbir Kalsi and Gaind’s 1-year-old baby at one point in the fight, and Jasbir threatened to stab his daughter-in-law with a kitchen knife, the report stated. Gaind was eventually dragged into another room and held against her will, police said.

When she called her own parents in India to tell them about the beating, they notified the police, who showed up at the home at 6:30 a.m. Saturday.

No one came to the door when a deputy with the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office knocked, even though they had confirmed the family was at home.

At one point, Gaind tried to open the door and “screamed for the deputy to save her and her child,” the sheriff’s office said.

Devbir Kalsi tried to shut the door, but the deputy eventually forced his way in and arrested him and his parents.

Devbir Kalsi faces charges of felony battery, false imprisonment, child abuse and denying access to 911.

His father, Jasbir Kalsi, faces multiple charges, including aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, while Bhupinder Kalsi faces charges of battery domestic violence and failure to report child abuse.

Gaind and her child have been moved out of the home and into a safe place, the sheriff's office said.


Do these folks qualify as Florida dumbasses?