deapspin.com: why Rams will suck in 2015

[ram007]

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-st-louis-rams-1721321024

Lol. That was hilarious. These guys have that article on all 32 teams. It's for fun only

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[JUMAVA68]

I didn't know that rhe National Enquirer had a sports section.

 

[Wonderboy]

This was my favorite part after the story:

"Gary:

Fuck Stan Kroenke with a jackhammer dipped in ebola."


I will use that line some day and act like I thought of it on my own!

 

[MarkMyWords]

Hilarious, but it wasn't all bad.....

"What might not suck: Fisher has quietly (the Rams do everything quietly because who cares) built a fantastic defense that will be just enough for the Rams to lose every game by a score of 13-10."

 

[DCH]

The Rams wideout corps consists of Tavon Austin and three Monopoly pieces (I get the hat!). Once Foles gets his collarbone snapped into eight pieces of equal length, your choices at QB are Case Keenum and the immortal Austin Davis. I picked Austin Davis up off the waiver wire last season, and started him. I am as bad at fantasy football as the Rams are at real football.

HAHAHA, that's really funny writing. I'm enjoying this.

 

[DCH]

Also, Nick Fairley is here. The Rams only sign free agents who are fat enough to think that toasted ravioli is actually a delicacy.

I just laughed so hard I peed a little.

 

[Selassie I]

This guy should apply at the PD... He'd be a solid replacement for bernie.

 

[DR RAM]

This guy should apply at the PD... He'd be a solid replacement for bernie.

Actually, an enjoyable read, he did more research than Bernie, and has more football knowledge than JT.

 

[Selassie I]

Actually, an enjoyable read, he did more research than Bernie, and has more football knowledge than JT.

 

[Memento]

Guys, Deadspin is normally very sarcastic with articles like this. I enjoyed it, actually.

 

[CodeMonkey]

Pretty damn funny. The fan comments are hillarious.

Chad:
I went to the official draft party with Rams executives the year that they drafted Sam Bradford. I paid over $300 for a football signed by Sam Bradford at a charity auction thrown by the Rams two years later. About 18 months ago, I started letting my then 12 month old son play with the signed football. He now throws it around the house, takes it outside, and plays with it in the dirt. I could have just spent $15 and got him a football from Target to play with, but I already had this one worth basically the same amount.

 

[RAGRam]

freak Stan Kroenke with a jackhammer dipped in ebola.

Any chance I could put that as my signature?...no? OK

 

[BuiltRamTough]

I don't get why people hate Stan Kroenke so much?

 

[Ramhusker]

Damn, after reading the fan's comments after that article, I've decided it best I carry all my guns with me to St. Louis. Those people are suicidal!

 

[CodeMonkey]

I don't get why people hate Stan Kroenke so much?

You clearly don't live in St. Louis. Even so... how do you not get that?

edit: I'm not at all trying to be stand offish with you but it seems pretty obvious.

 

[Faceplant]

Fucking brilliant. HAHAHAHA!!! They id one last year as I recall and I was in tears after reading that one as well. Great material there.....

 

[Tron]

I read every teams last year and will end up doing the same this year. Love these.

 

[LACHAMP46]

I don't get why people hate Stan Kroenke so much?

For your reading entertainment

http://www.ramsgab.com/2010/04/21/kroenke-adamant-rams-st-louis/

http://kentsterling.com/2013/07/06/...yplace-cvc-move-was-expected-and-not-harmful/

http://www.bnd.com/opinion/letters-to-the-editor/article31840755.html

http://blogs.denverpost.com/broncos...kroenke-do-now-about-his-st-louis-rams/20237/

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2013/08/matrix-nfl-football-owners

promises, promises.....I did that to girls in high school....billionaires need to keep their word...

 

[A55VA6]

This was actually pretty damn funny for the most part. haha.

 

[Memento]

Guys, let's veer away from any talk about our owner. We don't want this thread locked.