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http://www.ramsondemand.com/threads...-they-were-after-week-17-of-2013.33982/page-2

From - Are the Rams a better team after Week 17 of 2014 than they were after Week 17 of 2013?

@LesBaker

The Rams are the Butterface of the NFL right now. I hate to say that but it's true.

We are all in love with a butterface. Each and every one of us live and die with a butterface 16 times a year. We are deeply in love when the lights are low and maybe a little wine has been flowing or we got a little car blowie.........but when we are eye to eye over coffee at 7:30 am it's a bit different.

So a little work on the Face (offense for those who aren't following the allegory) and we will have our undying love rewarded.
 
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Hope this makes you happy, BR. Btw anyone can post a quote in this section. :)
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http://www.ramsondemand.com/threads/rex-ryan-to-interview-with-the-49ers.34093/page-2#post-484114

From - Rex Ryan to interview with the 49ers

@BatteringRambo

He's also got an interview with Dr. Scholl's, (Tough Actin! ) Tenactin, and Nair. C'mon now we all know his wife had hairy feet at some point too!

(That's gotta make it in the Best Quotes thread @@Prime Time). :whistle:

http://www.ramsondemand.com/threads/open-letter-to-bruce-arians.33778/

From - Open Letter to Bruce Arians

@Ramrasta

Dear Arians...

I am reminded of you every time I see these commercials.

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@badnews

Dear Mr. Arians

You remind me of an enormous lobster... except you are disgusting.

I saw a solid red hot air balloon the other day. I named it "Bruce".

_ Just thought you should know
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This is breaking the rules because it's a comment from skunksprayjim over at PFT, but then again I created this thread so I can tweak the rules all I want. :snicker:
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http://www.ramsondemand.com/threads/arians-talking-smack-after-the-game.33409/page-11

From - Arians talking smack after the game

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I don’t know about this one. Sure he did a great job holding a team ravaged by injuries together, but the fact that he sent his team out to take the field with Ryan Lindley under centre when there were much much better options to start at QB to be found at basically any homeless shelter in America, has got to weigh against him.

Arians refused to recognize that he could have walked into any McDonalds and taken the first employee that waited on him ( male or female ) whether they even knew what football was or not and started a far superior QB to Ryan Lindley.

Arians could have played QB himself. He could have got his grandmother liquored up and sent her out to play QB. Both would have been better options than Lindley.
 
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http://www.ramsondemand.com/threads/casey-phillips-and-her-awesome-shoes.35372/

From - Casey Phillips and her awesome shoes

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Disclaimer: Thanks to the Michael Sam fiasco, I'm compelled to communicate that there's nothing wrong with being homosexual and that my comments are merely an attempt to take you back to a time where dudes would say that to other dudes simply as a way to fuck with each other. My comments are mine alone and do not represent the thoughts or opinions of the ownership of Ramsondemand.com.
 
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http://www.ramsondemand.com/threads...-49ers-wasnt-really-mutual.35394/#post-509458

From - From the "Well duh" file: Jim Harbaugh says his parting with the 49ers wasn’t really mutual

@OnceARam

Book title suggestions; If Putin ran a football team.

http://www.ramsondemand.com/threads/new-latest-on-kroenke-rams-and-nfl-in-stl.34352/page-76

From - New: Latest on Kroenke, Rams and NFL in STL

@iced

Mike Florio is the Al Gore of sports news

http://www.ramsondemand.com/threads/roger-goodell-earned-35-million-in-2013.35377/#post-509258

From - Roger Goodell earned $35 million in 2013

@snackdaddy

He made $35,017,000? I'd say thats $35,015,000 too much. I'd give him 6 bucks a day for lunch. He can afford the lunch special at Burger King for that.
 
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http://www.ramsondemand.com/threads/finally-happened-sick-of-facebook.35422/page-3#post-511101

From - Finally happened: sick of Facebook

@Elmgrovegnome

And the woman with the Amazing husband the guy is a drunk and they fight all of the time. She is the craziest, dumbest bitch I have ever met. I'd be drunk too if I had been dumb enough to marry her.

Then you get the ones that constantly change their profile picture. They are usually nearing 40 and they are clearly struggling with the aging process because you can see them sucking in their chin by raising their head.
 
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http://www.ramsondemand.com/threads/the-2015-nfl-criminals-thread.35333/page-3

From - The 2015 NFL Criminals Thread

@LazyWinker

On the topic of paralegals. A gay cowboy at a Chili's bar told me about his life as a paralegal working for the toughest lawyer in Tulsa, OK. He mentioned that his brand new Mercedes was at the dealership because the locks weren't working. He also told me that Katy Perry's E.T. is the best song ever.

Sorry that this doesn't add anything to the topic of NFL players being criminals.
 
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http://www.ramsondemand.com/threads/five-times-worse-than-ray-rice.35594/page-6

From - "Five times worse than ray rice"

@badnews

New Report:
"Bradford won't take less than 5 times of whatever Dez Bryant has to pay to make this video (that may or may not exist) go away. Stan Kroenke, who owns the secret warehouse from Indiana Jones, is planning on moving the warehouse to Inglewood California. If Kroenke has the video, which we are 100% certain he might, it would definitely be there, probably."

http://www.ramsondemand.com/threads/announcement.35601/page-2

From - Announcement

@PhxRam

Unfortunately you are at the age where any woman under the age of 35 is going to see you as the creepy old dude.

You are by no means old. But everything is relative. To a 20yr old you might as well be 75.

Sorry man.. I can picture you on the cover of readers digest before I can see you in the pages of Tiger Beat.

@-X-

I'm 48, but chicks still dig me because I rarely wear underwear. And when I do, it's usually something unusual.

@PhxRam

A saggy nutsuck is the first sign. Is it because they want to look or they have no choice?

Take a trip down to any bingo hall and you instantly become 20 again in minutes.
 
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http://www.ramsondemand.com/threads/any-musicians-here-use-drum-machines.35672/#post-516598

From - Any musicians here use drum machines?

@fearsomefour

As a former drummer myself I must say, if you want to use a guitar machine it shouldn't be that hard....just need a machine that shows up late, missing some cords or pedals and gets stuck on a loop of the same "shredder" solo.....

@HeiseNBerg

Q: What do you call a drummer that doesn't have a girlfriend?
A: Homeless

Q: How do you get a bass player off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza

Q: How can you tell when a harmonica player is at your front door?
A: He doesn't need a key -- he'll come in whenever the hell he feels like it

Q: What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?
A: The savings bond will eventually mature and earn money
 
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